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W'Airing Out The Jet Engine

'This is the Captain speaking. There's nothing to worry about - we're just testing our air conditioning.'

W'Airing Out The Jet Engine thanks to Roy Bishop

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The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I don't like all this fresh air: I'm from Los Angeles; I don't trust any air I can't see. - Bob Hope

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson


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