Voting Outhouse - Where All Voters 'Go'
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QuotaBillsVote early and vote often. - Al Capone
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow
Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay
Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin
I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader