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Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden


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