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Trojan Car
Official Car of the Athens Olympic Games
Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane
Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Eschaton comes from the Greek word 'echatos', which just means the end. - Terence McKenna
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman
She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane
Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Eschaton comes from the Greek word 'echatos', which just means the end. - Terence McKenna
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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