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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in. - Dr. Seuss

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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