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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

We shape our dwellings, and afterwards our dwellings shape us. - Winston Churchill

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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