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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X


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