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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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