Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin