Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar