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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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