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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Capsize: Head measurement. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin


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