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Tree That's A Head Of Its Time

Keeping a close trim on the tree

Tree That's A Head Of Its Time thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar


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