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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire


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