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The Perfect Male

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The Perfect Male thanks to Cathy Young

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Nobody's perfect. - Some Like it Hot

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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