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Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Today would be a perfect day to be a butterfly. - Unknown

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect. - Unknown

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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