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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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