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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Nobody's perfect. - Some Like it Hot

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

My life may not be perfect, but my lashes are! - Unknown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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