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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. - George Bernard Shaw

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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