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The Evolution of Man and Woman

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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