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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

'Take Your Kid To Work' Day thanks to Roy Bishop

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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