'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift