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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

'Take Your Kid To Work' Day thanks to Roy Bishop

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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