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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

'Take Your Kid To Work' Day thanks to Roy Bishop

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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