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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

'Take Your Kid To Work' Day thanks to Roy Bishop

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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