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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

'Take Your Kid To Work' Day thanks to Roy Bishop

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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