'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com