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'Take Your Kid To Work' Day

Little Johnny wanted to hang out with his Dad

'Take Your Kid To Work' Day thanks to Roy Bishop

Next time Dad will buy a ticket for the ride

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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