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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell


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