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Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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