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This cat may be strong, but smell isn't everything

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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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