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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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