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This cat may be strong, but smell isn't everything

Super Cat thanks to Martin Grosse

Weightlifting du Jour

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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