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This cat may be strong, but smell isn't everything

Super Cat thanks to Martin Grosse

Weightlifting du Jour

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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