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All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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