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Weightlifting du Jour

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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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