Super Cat

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible