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Super Cat

This cat may be strong, but smell isn't everything

Super Cat thanks to Martin Grosse

Weightlifting du Jour

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Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

People with weak arguments have to develop strong voices. - Amish Saying

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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