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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen


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