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Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk

Ergonomics Training 101... OUCH!

Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk thanks to Lesley Mercado

Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk thanks to Lesley Mercado

Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk thanks to Lesley Mercado

Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk thanks to Lesley Mercado

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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