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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

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It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

It is easy to sit up and take notice. What is difficult is getting up and taking action. - Al Batt

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill. - Archie Bunker

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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