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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

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Staff Notice - Something Called Work thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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