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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

Introducing the company Work Break

Staff Notice - Something Called Work thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Habits are like supervisors that you don't notice. - Hannes Messemer

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose. - George Will

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

The first minute we get something beautiful going you got a way of saying things that just, I dunno, breaks the whole spill. - Archie Bunker

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay


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