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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

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Staff Notice - Something Called Work thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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