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Staff Notice - Something Called Work

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Juicy: Did you notice? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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