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Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One

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Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. - Henry Ford

If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. - William James

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. - Henri Frederic Amiel

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

Dignity is the quality that enables a man who says nothing and knows nothing, to command a great deal of respect. - John Raper

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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