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Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One

Tired of hearing, 'We never do anything together'?

Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One thanks to Ben Lavrinoff

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Dignity is the quality that enables a man who says nothing and knows nothing, to command a great deal of respect. - John Raper

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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