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Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One

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Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


Scottish Variant

Knight Room

FIFA HQ

Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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