QuotaBillsCandlestine romance - Archie Bunker
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
In the race for quality, there is no finish line. - David T. Kearns
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt
Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
To read means to obtain meaning from words, and legibility is that quality which enables words to be read easily, quickly, and accurately. - John C Tarr
Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White