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Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One

Tired of hearing, 'We never do anything together'?

Spend Quality Time With Your Loved One thanks to Ben Lavrinoff

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Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

The first quality that is needed is audacity. - Winston Churchill

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. - William James

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. - Henri Frederic Amiel

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. - Alice Kahn

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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