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Speed Limit Enforced by Attack Aircraft

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thou drone, thou snail, thou slug, thou sot! - William Shakespeare

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I believe in the Providence of the most men, the largest purse, and the longest cannon. - Abraham Lincoln

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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