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Soft Landing - Kowabunga, Dude!

'Fall' Leaves - Childish leap of faith

Soft Landing - Kowabunga, Dude! thanks to Karen Moore

Little Johnny wondered how long it would take to later clean up the leaves

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Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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