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'Fall' Leaves - Childish leap of faith

Soft Landing - Kowabunga, Dude! thanks to Karen Moore

Little Johnny wondered how long it would take to later clean up the leaves

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He wears the rose of youth upon him. - William Shakespeare

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The really unhappy person is the one who leaves undone what they can do, and starts doing what they don't understand. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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