Soft Landing - Kowabunga, Dude!

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. - Al Bernstein

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry