Sitting on the Hot Seat

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. - Phyllis Diller

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci