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Sewer Fishing Forbidden

Sewer Fishing forbidden in some parts of the world

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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