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Sewer Fishing Forbidden

Sewer Fishing forbidden in some parts of the world

Sewer Fishing Forbidden thanks to Bruce Milne

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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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