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Secret For A Long, Happy Life

Learning to deal with stress

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step. “I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?”

“I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all.”
Secret For A Long, Happy Life thanks to Henry Archibald

A lifetime of whiskey

“This is absolutely amazing at your age!” says the passer-by. “How old are you?”

“Twenty four.”

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Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age. - H L Mencken

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

Edith, at my age I don't need roughage - I need smoothage. - Archie Bunker

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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