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Secret For A Long, Happy Life

Learning to deal with stress

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step. “I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?”

“I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all.”
Secret For A Long, Happy Life thanks to Henry Archibald

A lifetime of whiskey

“This is absolutely amazing at your age!” says the passer-by. “How old are you?”

“Twenty four.”

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Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

I refuse to live life with unsettled differences. - John Paul Warren

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Night is the other half of life, and the better half. - Johann Wolfgange Von Goether

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - WC Fields

You have to deal with the fact that your life is your life. - Alex Hailey

The measure of a life is not its duration but its donation. - Corrie Ten Boom

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. - Stephen Fry

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

Even though we did not author creation, we wish to author morality and take the reins of life. - Ravi Zacharias

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


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