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Secret For A Long, Happy Life

Learning to deal with stress

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step. “I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?”

“I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all.”
Secret For A Long, Happy Life thanks to Henry Archibald

A lifetime of whiskey

“This is absolutely amazing at your age!” says the passer-by. “How old are you?”

“Twenty four.”

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life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

Life is not accumulation; it is about contribution. - Stephen Covey

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings. - Henri Amiel

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. - Ogden Nash

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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