Safety Pin Face
There was this pain-in-the-neck guy at the party...
Redneck acupuncture
QuotaBillsCaring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening
Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch
About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna
Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I
Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton
I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie
If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler