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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Thine face is not worth sunburning. - Henry V

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

About half my time is spent on business operation type stuff. - Mark Zuckerberg

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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