Safety Pin Face

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell