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Runaway Ostrich

Police protocol for animal road safety

Runaway Ostrich thanks to Karen Moore

Running down an Ostrich escapee

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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

I'm Chevy Chase and you're not. - Chevy Chase

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

With the catching ends the pleasure of the chase. - Abraham Lincoln

You can only have bliss if you don't chase it. - Henepola Gunaratana

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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