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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn

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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn thanks to Karen Moore

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Raisin: 1. A worried grape; 2. A grape with a sunburn. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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