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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn

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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn thanks to Karen Moore

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

The reverse side also has a reverse side. - Japanese Proverb

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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