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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn

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Reverse Red-neck ... Feel The Burn thanks to Karen Moore

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. - James M. Barrie

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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