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The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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