Revenge of the Birds
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QuotaBillsA married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb
The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams
If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb
The posthumous revenge of the Merchant of Venice. - Elbert Hubbard
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul
With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton
Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer
We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge