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Redneck's Open Range thanks to Karen Moore

A sign of the times in the dust bowl

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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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