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Redneck's Open Range

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Redneck's Open Range thanks to Karen Moore

A sign of the times in the dust bowl

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

The best armor is to keep out of range. - Italian Proverb

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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