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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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