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Redneck Funeral

Who says you can't take it with you?

Redneck Funeral thanks to Martin Grosse

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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

For us humans, everything is permanent - until it changes, as we are immortal until we die. - Malcolm Muggeridge

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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