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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

The most anxious man in a prison is the warden. - George Bernard Shaw

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. - Dan Duva

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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