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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

The most anxious man in a prison is the warden. - George Bernard Shaw

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. - Dan Duva

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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