Prison Escapee's Not-Quite-Clean Escape
When you gotta go, prepare a good escape route!
QuotaBillsWe cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln
Weekends are an employee's parole. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a warden Utopia is an escape-proof jail. - Mark Twain
The most anxious man in a prison is the warden. - George Bernard Shaw
If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto
Be thine own palace, or the world's thy jail. - John Donne
Poems are like rainbows; they escape you quickly. - Alexander Graham Bell
Suspended Sentence: One where the prisoner is hanged - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown
War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann
Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace
In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela
You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield
Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson
There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman
To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes
We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer
In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz
If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb
How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown
You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown
They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. - Dan Duva
Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Up until now, the prospect of parole has kept us from confronting our captors with any real determination. - George Jackson
Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be. - Oscar Wilde
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith
All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge