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Praying For Their Enemies in Edmonton?

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Praying For Their Enemies in Edmonton? thanks to Gwen Stevens

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

He who praises everybody praises nobody. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

He that searches for praise will often find contempt. - Norman MacDonald

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. - Martin Luther

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

No member of a crew is praised for the rugged individuality of his rowing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

It takes much more faith to believe in evolution than it does to believe in a creator. - Francis Schaeffer

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. - Ricky Gervais

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

Enjoy every minute of every day. I never do anything with a feeling of, 'Oh God, I've got to do this today.' - Richard Branson

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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