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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Go where your best prayers take you. - Frederick Buechner

Doubtful prayer is no prayer at all. - John Calvin

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Prayer is the inheritance we receive and the legacy we leave. - Mark Batterson

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise, because it is our duty. - St. Augustine

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There is no conceivable situation in which it is not safe to trust God. - J. Oswald Sanders

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of the others. - Norman G Shidle

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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