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Police Cycle-Crotch Rider

How would you like to be the last crotch in this cyclist's lineup?

Police Cycle-Crotch Rider thanks to Jim Serritella

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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