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Parking Spot For Women

Guys, keep this spot reserved for lady drivers

Parking Spot For Women thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Chaos: Three women discussing the two sides of an issue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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