Noah's Holey Ark

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Flood: A river too big for its bridges - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

By perseverance the snail reached the ark. - Unknown

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Noah was a conspiracy theorist until it rained. - Vladimir Zelenko

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard Cushing

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge