QuotaBillsIt's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar
Lobster Greenberg - Archie Bunker
Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
The world is your lobster! - Arthur Daley
Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler
I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty
Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell