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New Events for Summer Olympics

Athletes prepare for new events

After the success of the Athens 2004 Summer Olympics, the Olympic Committee has decided to add 6 new events to the next Summer Olympics. Here, in an exclusive interview with joe-ks.com, athletes are getting prepared for the new events...
New Events for Summer Olympics thanks to Marian Renstrom

Ball and Chain Shot Put

New Events for Summer Olympics thanks to Marian Renstrom

Ski-T Shooting

New Events for Summer Olympics thanks to Marian Renstrom

Long Jump / Last Jump

New Events for Summer Olympics thanks to Marian Renstrom

Chainsaw Fencing

New Events for Summer Olympics thanks to Marian Renstrom

Dynamite Relay

New Events for Summer Olympics thanks to Marian Renstrom

Razor Wire Jumping

QuotaBills
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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