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Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Erection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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