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Negotiations Texas Style

Texas solves the Middle East Peace Process impasse

Negotiations Texas Style thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

How y'all settle things in Texas

President George W. Bush, center, discusses the Middle East peace process with Prime Minister Ariel Sharon of Israel, left, and Prime Minister of the Palestinian National Authority Mahmoud Abbas in Aqaba, Jordan, June 4, 2003
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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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