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Negotiations Texas Style

Texas solves the Middle East Peace Process impasse

Negotiations Texas Style thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

How y'all settle things in Texas

President George W. Bush, center, discusses the Middle East peace process with Prime Minister Ariel Sharon of Israel, left, and Prime Minister of the Palestinian National Authority Mahmoud Abbas in Aqaba, Jordan, June 4, 2003
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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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