Negotiations Texas Style

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze