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Negotiations Texas Style

Texas solves the Middle East Peace Process impasse

Negotiations Texas Style thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

How y'all settle things in Texas

President George W. Bush, center, discusses the Middle East peace process with Prime Minister Ariel Sharon of Israel, left, and Prime Minister of the Palestinian National Authority Mahmoud Abbas in Aqaba, Jordan, June 4, 2003

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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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