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Negotiations Texas Style

Texas solves the Middle East Peace Process impasse

Negotiations Texas Style thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

How y'all settle things in Texas

President George W. Bush, center, discusses the Middle East peace process with Prime Minister Ariel Sharon of Israel, left, and Prime Minister of the Palestinian National Authority Mahmoud Abbas in Aqaba, Jordan, June 4, 2003
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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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