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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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