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Moving Tip - Use of Packing Tape

How not to use packing tape for your next move

Moving Tip - Use of Packing Tape thanks to Karen Moore

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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

As one grows older, one becomes wiser and more foolish. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain


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