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Moving Tip - Use of Packing Tape

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A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think. - Talmud

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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