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Mouse Revenge

Time for the mouse to take control, eh?

Mouse Revenge thanks to Bob Tasse

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Virtue is its own revenge. - E Y Harburg

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Living well is the best revenge. - George Herbert

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I'm a rodent, not a meteorologist! - Punxsutawney Phil

Live well. It is the greatest revenge. - The Talmud

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

The posthumous revenge of the Merchant of Venice. - Elbert Hubbard

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself. - Eddie Vedder

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind. - Juvenal

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

Anger ventilated often hurries towards forgiveness; anger concealed often hardens into revenge. - E G Bulwer-Lytton

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard


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