QuotaBillsIt's a trap! - Admiral Ackbar
Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb
The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker
There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself. - Raymond Chandler
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon