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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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