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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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