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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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