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Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

The greatest leaders mobilize others by coalescing people around a shared vision. - Ken Blanchard

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard


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