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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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