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Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. - Margaret Fuller

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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