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A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

It is better to be a fool than to be dead. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think. - Talmud

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

Fool: One whom bigger fools believe to be a man of merit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. - Baltasar Gracian

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada


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