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Moment Just Before Being Soaked... @ T - 1

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Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you. - Baltasar Gracian

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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