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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Things are seldom what they seem. Skim milk masquerades as cream. - W S Gilbert

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell


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