Milking Time On The Farm

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen