QuotaBillsIllusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace
In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
When one person is missing the whole world seems empty. - Pat Schweibert
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
Summit: What you do to a column of numbers with a calculator - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi
If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg
Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne
If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters
Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil
Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen
Happiness is the default state. It's what's there when you remove the sense that something is missing in life. - Naval Ravikant
We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa
We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden