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Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See

A little longer in the microwave and the alumnium base would have exploded

Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See thanks to Larry Nettleton, Langley, B.C.

When heated energy finds the nearest escape path

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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