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Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See

A little longer in the microwave and the alumnium base would have exploded

Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See thanks to Larry Nettleton, Langley, B.C.

When heated energy finds the nearest escape path

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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