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Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See

A little longer in the microwave and the alumnium base would have exploded

Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See thanks to Larry Nettleton, Langley, B.C.

When heated energy finds the nearest escape path

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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Student is not a container you have to fill but a torch you have to light up. - Albert Einstein

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Albert Einstein

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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