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Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See

A little longer in the microwave and the alumnium base would have exploded

Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See thanks to Larry Nettleton, Langley, B.C.

When heated energy finds the nearest escape path

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Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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