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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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