Male Multitasker
Who said men can't do many things at once?
QuotaBillsTurkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood
Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
Marrying is easy - it's housework that's hard. - Proverb
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams
A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers
The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome
I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz
People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash