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Lottery Keys thanks to Bill Wellbelove

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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