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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

FAX: What you lie about to the I.R.S. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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