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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Be yourself because an original is worth more than a a copy. - Unknown

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day. - Mark Zuckerberg

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

Common sense is just as good a critic of the lottery as any statistical breakdown. - Hunter Baker

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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