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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Be yourself because an original is worth more than a a copy. - Unknown

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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