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Life Sucks

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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

All life is 6 to 5 against. - Damon Runyon

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

Be the heroine of your life, not the victim. - Nora Ephron

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Life is not accumulation; it is about contribution. - Stephen Covey

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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