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Life Sucks thanks to Karen Moore

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Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

Trifles make the sum of life. - Charles Dickens

Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver. - Unknown

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. - John Wooden

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

We become happier, much happier, when we realize life is an opportunity rather than an obligation. - Mary Augustine

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. - Mae Jemison

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle


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