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Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

It is life as it is lived. - Gore Vidal

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

There is no role in life that is more essential than that of motherhood. - M Russell Ballar

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

It is necessary to set standards for your life and the people you allow in it. - Mandy Hale

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well. - Diane Ackerman

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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