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Lego Church

Competition for Robert Schuller's Crystal Cathedral

Lego Church thanks to Karen Moore

Always the same sermon from the same pulpit

Lego Church thanks to Karen Moore

Guaranteed same attendance figures week after week

Lego Church thanks to Karen Moore

Lego Church thanks to Karen Moore

Quick Facts:
Q: How long to build it?
A: One and a half years of planning, building & photographing.

Q: How many LEGO pieces did it take?
A: More than 75,000 pieces.

Q: How many LEGO people does it seat?
A: 1,372.

Q: How many windows?
A: 3,976.

The Lego Church features a balcony, a narthex, stairs to the balcony, restrooms, coat rooms, several mosaics, a nave, a baptistry, an alter, a crucifix, a pulpit, and an elaborate pipe organ.

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

God loves not the questioner but the runner. - Martin Luther

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

The belly is the reason why man does not so readily take himself for a god. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When we make ourselves more than nothing, we make God less than everything. - Robert Foster

A saint is not someone who is good but who experiences the goodness of God. - Brennan Manning

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

God's forgiveness allows us to be honest with ourselves. We recognize our imperfections, admit our failures, and plead to God for clemency. - Jonathan Sacks

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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