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Kodak Moment

Ever had a Picture-Perfect moment and some moroff comes by to ruin the shot?

Kodak Moment thanks to Karen Moore

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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