QuotaBillsWise Crack: A comedian with a PHD - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb
Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso
The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France
Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert
Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon
Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson
I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte
Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris
Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali
When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken
Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah