QuotaBillsThank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin
Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart
I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis
Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon
There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero
Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence
I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman
Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine
There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch
A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell
Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg
"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com