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Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

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A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller