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Japanese Yen for Downside Housing

Downside House in a Rightside World

Japanese Yen for Downside Housing thanks to Jan Newell

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Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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