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Downside House in a Rightside World

Japanese Yen for Downside Housing thanks to Jan Newell

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Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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