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Japanese Yen for Downside Housing

Downside House in a Rightside World

Japanese Yen for Downside Housing thanks to Jan Newell

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

What's the need of a home if you are never in it? - George Grossmith

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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